Author Interview: Hank Quense

Posted by Natasha Bennett




Today I would like to welcome Hank Quense, author of Tales from Gundarland

Natasha: Tell me about yourself. How long have you been writing? When you’re not writing, how do you like to spend your free time?

Hank: I've been writing full time since the mid-90's. That's way back in the last century! I fill my free time by using iPhone and iPad apps, games mostly. Also by watching my grandkids grow up. If they're around, I can't use either of those devices. That's my own fault because I downloaded a bunch of apps for young kids; games, books that are read out loud to them etc. I've also been known to drink red wine.

Natasha: Your novel, Tales from Gundarland, was recently published. Can you tell us a little about it? How long did it take you to write?

Hank: It's a collection of eight humorous tales. Six are short stories and two are novellas. Here is my book blurb. Laughter is like free health insurance: you can't get too much of it. This book will give you enough laughs to boost your health. It's filled with delightful entertainment. Without commercial interruption! Gundarland is populated by humans, dwarfs, elves and other races; it's the backdrop for unique adventures, brilliant heroes and cunning villains.There are six short stories and two novellas in here. All are new. You'll meet some of Shakespeare's most famous characters, a warrior-cook, vigilantes, a trio of beautiful, lusty princesses to mention just a few of the memorable characters in the stories. 



These stories accumulated over a number of years. An early draft of one novella was critiqued (and panned) over five years ago. I had several stories set in Gundarland and I realized I could make more money by publishing a collection of stories myself rather than trying to sell them individually to various story markets. After that, I wrote a few more stories specifically for this collection. The Merchant of Venison was one. Chasing Dreams was another. Overall, a fun project. I thoroughly enjoyed writing these stories.

Natasha: What was your favourite scene to write? What was your least favourite scene?

One of my all-time favourite scenes is in Romeo and Juliet. The two incipient lovers meet in her garden but they are thwarted by Juliet's chastity belt.

Another favourite is in Merchant of Venison. The final scene takes place in a courtroom and I remember laughing and giggling while I wrote the first draft.

I don't have a least favourite scene. If I don't like the scene, it doesn't stay in the story; it's replaced.

Natasha: Do you have any upcoming projects in the works?

Hank: Do I ever. I recently finished a plan to write two trilogies over the next three years. Once novel from each trilogy will be published each year. The Zaftan Trilogy is scifi combined with fantasy. In book one (scheduled for the end of this year), nasty aliens, called zaftans, arrive in orbit over Gundarland and plan to mine exotic minerals. Book two is complete except editing and some revisions. The second trilogy, The Drakin Chronicles, follows the adventures of a dwarf hero named Drakin. The first two books are partially finished. That's probably a lot more than you wanted to know.

Natasha: Do you have any advice for beginning writers that are trying to get published?

Hank: Yes, I do. I have an entire ebook of advice primarily aimed at beginning writers. It's called Build a Better Story and you can find out more here: http://hankquense.com/BABS-main.html
If I have to give one piece of advice, it's this: Don't start a first draft until you know the ending and how the characters will get there. If you ignore this advice, mostly likely you'll waste a lot of time.

Natasha: What is the best way for readers to contact you? (website, e-mail, facebook, twitter, etc)

Hank: My main website is http://hankquense.com

Game Review: Obscure 2

Posted by Natasha Bennett



I would really love to say that I like Obscure 2 (or Obscure the Aftermath, depending on what year you bought this game), but I can't. It seems that for every good point I could give this game, there is another equally bad point.

Here is the plot: Two years after the events of the first game, a brand new group of students attend college and start smoking a mysterious plant. (I personally love the first level of this game, where your mission is to get high and break into a party). Unfortunately, shortly afterwards this group of idiots start turning into hideous monsters. Including a few characters from the first game, who should have really known better.

I'll start with the positive. This game has a few improvements over the last. The players can now go to multiple locations instead of being stuck in a boring school. The inventory control system is also significantly improved and now all the players can access the same inventory. As before, the music in this game is incredibly awesome with a haunting choir throughout most of it. There is a decent amount of character development and also some solid scary scenes. Last but not least, the level design is very beautiful at times.



So why is this game bad? Most of the problems lie in the gameplay itself. Even on a modest normal difficulty setting Obscure 2 slammed my head into the ground and ignored my pathetic cries of mercy. Throughout most of the game I had only a quarter of health, and the few times the game graciously gave me a health pack it was for a setup with a main boss. It doesn't help that on the wii controller, the controls are painful-and I mean, literally painful. As in, expect to hold your arm up for extraordinary amounts of time painful.




Obscure 2 also likes to trick you. After I touched a mysterious flower on the wall, all my characters collapsed, and the screen faded to black. Thinking that I had died, I turned off the system. But as it turns out, I had only reached a save point! The game also gives you a fake ending, so if you turn off the system during the credits, you will miss a few vital chapters of gameplay.

This game also suffers from a couple of plotholes, the most obvious of all being when one of the main characters gets impaled in the stomach. But I guess that was only a flesh wound, because a few scenes later he's fine. He also had a nice relaxing car crash five minutes later as well. While I said there was decent character development, these people are sometimes underwhelmed by what's happening. One of the characters, Kenny, gives into the virus and turns into a massive flesh monster. Soon afterwards, he begins killing and terrorizing several people, and this only serves to mildly annoy his sister Shannon. And keep in mind that in the first game, Shannon was the type of character who would cry if a fly so much as got swatted.

There is also a very noticeable pattern in this game. One of the characters would either get kidnapped, or proclaim they can do something by themselves. The other characters go searching for this one person, only to discover a gruesome death scene. I wouldn't mind it so much except this game repeats the same formula again, and again, and again.

FINAL GRADE: 3 stars out of 5. This game is better than the sequel, but the toughness level almost kills it's appeal for me. But in all fairness, Obscure 2 did one thing right-it killed off Kenny's girlfriend Ashley off-screen. (Yay!)


And no, I don't know how Kenny managed to impregnate Amy as a giant man-spider. Nor do I wish to find out.

Movie Review: Paranormal Activity

Posted by Natasha Bennett



I have to give a big round of applause to Paranormal Activity-you are one of the few movies that have kept me awake every single night for the following week after seeing it. This is the movie that forced many people to leave the theatre because they were terrified. But is it scary?

Nope.

I should rephrase. There are only three scenes in this movie that are genuinely terrifying, and everything else just filler. This movie borrows a lot from the Blair Witch, in the respect that we have to listen to normal people moan and bitch a lot before any kind of suspense is really built up, which for this film is past the thirty-minute mark.

The premise: Katie is a normal woman who has been hunted by a spirit for most of her life. Upon discovering this her boyfriend, Micha, eagerly acts like a newbie ghost buster, which includes taping them, EVP work, and leaving flour on the stairwell. Things get more complicated, however, when a physic reveals that Katie is being hunted by a deamon, not a ghost, and leaving the house won't help.



Micha in particular acts like an idiot throughout most of this movie, disregarding the psychic's very reasonable advice to not antagonize the daemon, going so far as to buy a Oujie board and challenging the daemon every five minutes. While his methods are good for detecting paranormal activity, Micha should really leave the exorcisms up to the experts (who,due to plot convinence, are out of town).


I can't help but wish that I had been watching this in the movie theatre instead of a DVD. Given that this was a two-hour movie filmed only inside the house, the actors do a decent job of making Paranormal Activity interesting. For the most part, I believed this is how normal people would react in this situation. I say for the most part, because there are a few minor moments here and there that the characters act in a way that's unbelievable. I also can't believe there is no other deamon buster or Catholic Priest anywhere within two hundred miles. 

FINAL GRADE: 4 stars out of 5. I definitely recommend this movie, but prepare for a lot of scenes involving talking.

Heck, if they get really desperate, Micha and Katie can always contact the Ghost Hunters.

Ju-On vs the Grudge: Part 2

Posted by Natasha Bennett


Blogger's Note: For a review of each movie, please scroll down to part one.

Over the years I could never really get into the Grudge series, for two reasons-the premise and Kayako herself. There was barely any motivation for her to go out and kill dozens, if not hundreds of people. And since she's not the only person in this world to die a cruel death, wouldn't the resulting curses cause a serious pandemic? Heck, wouldn't all the people entering her house cause a serious pandemic?



As a ghost, she was just far too powerful. She couldn't be defeated, she couldn't be reasoned with-heck, most of the times she couldn't even be communicated with. To prove my point, here is a list of all of Kayako's super-powers during both the Grudge and the Ju-On series. Kayako can:

1) Spontaneously disappear and reappear in a different place, usually when someone is running away.
2) Appear and 'grow' out of the floor or ceiling. She can also use her hair to grab someone and latch them onto the ceiling.
3) Appear in various objects, such as paintings, photos, and bodies of water.
4) Grab victims and make them disappear into thin air.
5) Possess people to the point of becoming psychotic/insane/cationic.
6) Influence physical objects such as cell phones.
7) Able to teleport people from one location to another.
8) Able to teleport people from one timeframe to another, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that the next leap will bring them closer to-oh, wait, that's Quantum Leap. Well, somehow it still happened in Ju-On The Grudge 2.
9) Able to possess a pregnant woman and be reborn as a living human being.
10) Able to physically rip apart a human being to shreds.
11) Resurrect the people she kills as zombies.

And if nothing else, Kayako can:

12) Start a frigging clone army!



What, you don't remember that from the Grudge? This is from Ju-On, and it doesn't fool around!

Inconsistency is a recurring theme in this series. Why does Kayako sometimes wait years to kill people but only days for others? Is her power only limited to people who enter the house? That isn't true in some of the movies, so why did she become 'unleashed' in the Grudge 2? Why does Kayako take her time to scare people before killing them? Is there a fear quota she is trying to meet? Why does she even want to kill people to begin with? What is the point of these movies????

So that's my two-part review of the Grudge and Ju-On movies. Will there be another one? Who knows-anything is possible, and they've certainly made remakes out of worse.

Ju-On vs the Grudge: Part 1

Posted by Natasha Bennett



In case it wasn't clear in my recent review, Ju-On is the original Japanese version of the Grudge, and since I played through the game, I might as well review the movies a little bit too. This isn't going to be an official review for these films, but I thought it might be interesting to compare the two.

For starters, Ju-On has four movies, and the Grudge has three, the third of which was not based from the Ju-On series. And trust me, it took me forever to figure out the parallels between the movies. It didn't help that the Ju-On films were not labelled from one to four. Instead they were titled Ju-On the Curse 1-2, and Ju-On the Grudge 1-2. Keep in mind that I am reviewing seven movies, some of which have very similar themes. I'll try and not make it too confusing.

For those who did not follow my Grudge reviews, the plot was pretty simple-a woman (Kayako) was murdered by her husband (Takeo) because she had a crush on her son's teacher. Her son (Toshibo) was also murdered. After their death, a curse was born. Anyone who entered the house would shortly die, followed by anyone connected with the victim. Personally, I think that is a little unfair, but what do I know? I'm not a vengeful spirit.

In Ju-On the Curse 1, the backstory of Kayako and Toshibo is explored, which is later copied onto the Grudge 1. In this movie there are only a few subtle differences between the two movies, such as the fact that Takeo did not commit suicide in the Grudge and was in fact murdered by Kayako later. The death of the school teacher was also done differently and I have to say that I like the Ju-On version a little more. There is also a subplot involving another family who moves in and later dies.


Out of all the movies in the series, Ju-on the Curse 2 is the most boring to watch, just because almost half the movie literally repeats the one before. There is however a subplot involving a psychic who is the sister of a real estate agent trying to sell the house. I actually liked the psychic as she comes up with an interesting way of warning people not to enter the house. Unfortunately, this subplot ended way too fast for my liking. There are also a few scenes in this movie that are copied into the start of Grudge 2, such as a random wife killing her husband with a frying pan.

Ju-on the Grudge 1 (sigh, and it took me forever to realize this was the third movie in the series) again follows closely to the Grudge 1, where a social worker comes into the house and discovers what happened to Kayako and Toshibo. Again, there are subtle differences in this movie. For example, in the Grudge 1, the protagonist tries to burn the house down at the end. In Ju-On the Grudge 1, the protagonist defeats Kayako in an elaborate game of peek-a-bo (don't ask me how that worked, I really can't explain it).


 
Overall though, these two movies are the most similar. It should be noted that the main plot of the Grudge 2 involving the sister of the social worker is not in the Ju-On series at all.

From this point on, the movies are entirely different and bare no similarity to each other. The Grudge 3 was created without any scenes from the Ju-On series, and it was only direct-to-DVD. Takashi Shimizu, who directed both the first two Grudge movies and the Ju-On films, couldn't come up with any new ideas and decided not to direct a third. It also wasn't filmed in Tokyo and the actors who played Kayako and Toshibo were also replaced. Naturally, it sucked. The set design looked awful, the ghosts were laughable, and it wasn't terrifying at all.


 ....uh huh, keep trying to be scary there, Kayako. 

The same couldn't be said for Ju-On the Grudge 2, which to me was just as scary (if not more) as the other films in the series. In this film, a pregnant actress ends up in a car crash (caused by Toshibo) yet her baby remains fine. Primarily because Kayako is now possessing it. I won't spoil the ending, but it does add a new dimension to Kayako's character. There is also a sub-plot involving more people dying, but how they die is extremely creepy. I definitely recommend this film to any Grudge fans.

I've covered all the movies, but stick around for part 2, where I talk more about Kayako in depth!

Concept Art for War of the Soulites!

Posted by Natasha Bennett


Hi everyone!

For the first time ever, I have concept art for War of the Soulites! A big thank you to Arthur Wang. He does amazing stuff and his website is http://arthurwangart.com/. This pictures depicts a scene in my newest release titled War of the Soulites 2 : Ouroboros. Don't have it yet? Here's your chance to win a free book! All you have to do is post a comment below and I will randomly select a winner. The contest will be running from now until Saturday at 10 p.m EST.

Cheers,
Natasha